SFGATE: America's dullest young pop star is made for this moment
America's dullest young pop star is made for this moment"
Published on October 31, 2018 at 06:56AM by Jeff Weiss, The Washington Post
DALLAS - Him? The most popular young artist in the most unpopular young nation is a rhinestone cowboy who looks like he crawled out of a primordial swamp of nacho cheese. Post Malone is a Halloween rental, a removable platinum grill, a Cubic Zirconium proposal on the jumbo screen of a last place team. His music - one of the shallowest bastardizations of rap to date, and I don't say that lightly - has the creative tension of associates at a downtown law firm complaining that $150,000 a year just doesn't cut it. He looks like he got clubbed over the head by a cartoon peacock. He just turned 23. And America just can't get enough. Nielsen recently named the suburban Dallas-raised rapper 2018's most popular musician.
Published on October 31, 2018 at 06:56AM by Jeff Weiss, The Washington Post
DALLAS - Him? The most popular young artist in the most unpopular young nation is a rhinestone cowboy who looks like he crawled out of a primordial swamp of nacho cheese. Post Malone is a Halloween rental, a removable platinum grill, a Cubic Zirconium proposal on the jumbo screen of a last place team. His music - one of the shallowest bastardizations of rap to date, and I don't say that lightly - has the creative tension of associates at a downtown law firm complaining that $150,000 a year just doesn't cut it. He looks like he got clubbed over the head by a cartoon peacock. He just turned 23. And America just can't get enough. Nielsen recently named the suburban Dallas-raised rapper 2018's most popular musician.
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